From david at robinson4141.fsnet.co.uk  Sun Nov  6 14:14:45 2005
From: david at robinson4141.fsnet.co.uk (David Robinson)
Date: Sun Nov  6 14:15:07 2005
Subject: [Jokes4u] Fw: David Blunkett has released the following statement:
Message-ID: <436E5625.8030803@robinson4141.fsnet.co.uk>

Subject:  David Blunkett has released the following statement:
                       03/11/2005 13:13

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From sg.bailey at virgin.net  Thu Nov 24 18:33:32 2005
From: sg.bailey at virgin.net (Steve Bailey)
Date: Thu Nov 24 18:34:30 2005
Subject: [Jokes4u] [Fwd: (no subject)]
Message-ID: <43864DCC.9030109@virgin.net>

thought this might cause a giggle

Artery - the study of  paintings
Barium - what's done  if a patient dies
Cat Scan - searching  for kitty
Cauterize - made eye  contact with her
Coma - a punctuation  mark
D & C - where  Washington is
Dilate - to live a  long time
Enema - not a  friend
Fester -  quicker
Fibula - a small  lie
Impotent -  distinguished and well known
Labour Pain - getting  hurt at work
Medical Staff - a  doctors cane
Morbid - a higher  offer
Nitrates - better  than day rates
Node - was aware  of
Outpatient - when a  patient faints
Post Operative -  delivers the mail to the ward
Recovery Room - a  place to do upholstery
Rectum - Damn near  killed 'em
Secretion - hiding  something
Seizure - a Roman  emperor
Tablet - a small  table
Ultrasound - very  good music
Urine - the opposite  of "you're out"
Varicose -  nearby
Vein -  conceited

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