From stephen.bailey at powerlase.com  Wed Jun 21 04:14:19 2006
From: stephen.bailey at powerlase.com (Stephen Bailey)
Date: Wed Jun 21 04:15:06 2006
Subject: [Jokes4u] US navy
Message-ID: <LJEHKBAJOGHIEPGCGOCBEEECCDAA.stephen.bailey@powerlase.com>

I was scrubbing the bulkhead on the USS Kitty Hawk one Sunday morning when
the loud-speaker announced, "Religious services. Maintain silence about the
decks. Discontinue all unnecessary work."

An hour later, the opinion many of us held regarding our daily routine, was
confirmed with this announcement, "Resume all unnecessary work."


From stephen.bailey at powerlase.com  Thu Jun 22 11:45:17 2006
From: stephen.bailey at powerlase.com (Stephen Bailey)
Date: Thu Jun 22 11:46:13 2006
Subject: [Jokes4u] very droll!
Message-ID: <LJEHKBAJOGHIEPGCGOCBOEEECDAA.stephen.bailey@powerlase.com>

Two jokes...

===

I called to make airline reservations and was put on hold. After several
minutes of taped music, a recorded voice came on:

"If you have been waiting longer than ten minutes, you may press eight.
This will not speed up your call, but it will give you something to do
while you wait."

===

(Charles Spurgeon is a famous Victorian Baptist preacher.)

"Some ministers would make good martyrs; they are so dry they would burn
well." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon